Friday, August 13, 2010

Daily Vegas ~ We Interrupt Your Reguarly Scheduled Posting

We are currently experiencing Molar Monster H.E.Double-Hockey Stick right now.

Signs of this malfunction may include, but are not limited to:
  • Mass hysteria
  • Serious sleep deprivation
  • Lack of coordination related to symptom above
  • Biting while nursing
  • Refusing to eat
  • Refusing to sleep
  • Crazy quantities of drool
  • Increase in Diet Coke consumption
  • Temper Tantrums
  • A willingness to try anything to make it stop

If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, RUN, don't walk, to the store and stock up on Popsicles, Teething Tablets, Tylenol, Motrin, Orajel, and perhaps an alcoholic beverage of choice.
(Note, the alcohol should note be used as a teething aid for the child, but rather for the parent.)

We will return you to our regular posting when this Mommy doesn't feel like a total and complete zombie.



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9 Comments:

At August 13, 2010 at 6:31 PM , Blogger Amanda & Colby said...

Yikes! I think you should add some Ben and Jerry to that list...after all a little manpower may help lessen the effects of the monster molars.

 
At August 13, 2010 at 7:08 PM , Blogger The Wallace Family said...

Oh no! I hope the pain goes away soon! Kendall isn't teething just yet! I am NOT ready for it! Thanks for becoming a follower. On my way to do the same:)

 
At August 13, 2010 at 7:17 PM , Blogger Lolo @ Crazy About My Baybah said...

Poor little guy. I hope you get some rest. Darn that Molar Monster!!

 
At August 13, 2010 at 9:30 PM , Blogger HRH Mommy said...

Poor little Squish and poor mama! I hope that that sucker pops through quickly and that both of you get your sleep and with that sanity back.

Hang in there!!


HRH Mommy
http://mformommy.blogspot.com

 
At August 14, 2010 at 12:12 AM , Blogger Unknown said...

Oh I feel your pain... and his too =( We are working on number 3 at our house. My little one is FINALLY sleeping soundly after motrin and teething tablets while mommy is enjoying a glass of wine! Good Luck!!!

 
At August 14, 2010 at 9:21 AM , Blogger Unknown said...

Hello!! I found you through Sensational Saturday Social and I am now a new follower!! won't you please follow me back!!

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poor little baby!! Teething is NO fun!! Believe me I KNOW!!! ;)

 
At August 14, 2010 at 1:35 PM , Blogger Natalie said...

Oh, I know all too well of what you speak! The twins are both teething right now and it has been awful. Alcohol (for me, not them!) works wonders after a long day of tantrums and general insanity!

Thanks for coming by my blog! I look forward to getting to know you!

 
At August 14, 2010 at 2:12 PM , Blogger Katie Sexton said...

I am a new follower and I would love a follow back!! Also check out all my great giveaways!!
http://mommysexton.blogspot.com/

 
At August 14, 2010 at 4:22 PM , Blogger Contact: said...

Dropping by from LBS - and yes, agree, a visit to the pharmacy and wine aisle are very necessary in these circumstances!

 

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